lukes-tutu:

How did this 

turn into this

like.. HOW?! 

(via bieberyourballs)

falsetos:

is there a book on how to get a boyfriend when you’re ugly 

(via bieberyourballs)

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2, via trueloveisjelena)

magcon-sluts:

myespinosa:

but seriously imagine having sex with Matt like ok his hot writhing body hovered over you and his warm breath against your neck as his strong hands work over you and his nose brushing over your skin and his deep throaty groans and his soft hair between your fingers and wow save me

JUST DIED..